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Unabashed Criticism

2009-05-25 19:39:17 by TheReviewGuy

Let's get it up front. I'm not a flash artist. I don't think I will ever be.

But since when did you have to be a Musician to offer constructive criticism on music? Since when did you have to be an artist to offer your views on painting? Since when did you need to be a chef to give opinions on food?

I am here to give reviews. I've been a NG lurker for a long time and many times I read reviews on submissions that offer little or no proper constructive input. Do not get me wrong, giving a 10/10 5/5 and saying well done isn't wrong in itself, in fact I encourage it. I'm just here to give a new style of reviewing and hopefully the great community of flash artists here will appreciate it.

Be warned - my reviews will be thorough and scrutinizing. They will pick apart every aspect of a flash and point out any minor or major flaws within the project and anything that could possibly improve the submission.

Again, I am a not a flash artist. But I will not disrespect your submissions in my reviews. So don't come back against my review with a 'Let's see you do better than that!' or 'I don't see you submitting anything better to NG'. I don't need to. I'm trying to help.

This will be the first and last post on this page. It's more a disclaimer than a blog. An intro before I begin.

I will attempt to review as many things as possible while I'm around. Until I get bored of course.

Cheers and happy flashing. Um, wait no, that didn't come out right. Nevermind.

-KJ, TheReviewGuy

P.S. If you have something you'd like me to review, PM me and I'll be more than happy to do so.

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